Eighth roll - video/action

[greatbigrock]

[Hey Johto, this is a video of coins scattered on the ground, and a Meowth in the middle of them looking very pleased with himself, licking a paw and being generally smug and show-offy. Accompanying this sight is Tulio's very stunned voice.]

So my cat just … made money. [The longest pause. Until finally he starts talking and sounds more animated, but it's almost frustrated. Johto, why you no make sense.] My cat just made money. Out of nowhere. It's nuts. This place is nuts. 

[Another pause, because holy crap MONEY OUT OF NOWHERE. He picks one up to study, incidentally bringing it close to the camera. And we're back to disbelief.] Hey, so … are they real? Can I use them? [So much money troubles would be solved. All the money troubles.]

[Basically, guess who learnt Pay Day. Should you feel like running into him, he's on the outskirts of Ecruteak!]

Comments

[Video]

[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

[ Pinged by money. :| ]

... Try buying something with it? Easiest way to find out.

Re: [Video]

[greatbigrock]

_{[Oh hey. Let's be greedy unsociable jerks together, then.]}

... yeah, I'll ... try that. Good idea.

[Video]

[chosenlightchld.livejournal.com]

... You're pokémon made money? Out of nothing?

[Video]

[greatbigrock]

Yeah. Out of nothing. It looks like real money but ... it came out of a cat.

_{[Someone make it make sense.]}

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

Wow....my cat hasn't ever made money.

_{[That's because it's a Glameow, Henry.]}

[video]

[greatbigrock]

_{[Get a Meowth. Easy money.]}

Cats shouldn't make money. They're cats. They're animals. Where did it even come from?

[action]

[thattrail.livejournal.com]

_{[Guess who isn't surprised by anything anymore and just accepts everything immediately now]}

Well, that's great!

[action]

[greatbigrock]

_{[Well, aren't you a cheery little thing! It IS great. But there must be a catch somewhere. Obviously.]}

But it makes no sense!

[action]

[exeggutorhead]

[Yeah now they can sleep inside!!]

I can't believe you found the one Pokemon that creates money. Didn't you find that thing's egg in the grass?

[action]

[greatbigrock]

_{[Ohmygod. YES. In beds.]}

Yeah. _{[Waves hand at Dinero, who looks like a smug bastard forever.]} It looked vaguely like gold. I didn't think he'd end up making it. That's crazy even for this place. _{Really crazy.}

[video]

[darkenedgales]

--You've got a cat that makes money? Dude, that's awesome!

[... He's probably missing the point.]

[video]

[greatbigrock]

_{[Yeah, just a little. But don't worry, you're coming in where Tulio has tested it and it works so he can also be excite about it!]}

Hahaaa, yes! If I'd known they could do that, I would've gotten one ages ago.

[Video]

[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

Your pokemon learned Pay Day, uh.

[Guess who else has it.]

[Video]

[greatbigrock]

I know that's what it's called, but it still doesn't make sense.

_{[Pointing at smug-looking Meowth over there.]}

I mean, not that it isn't great or anything, but what the hell?

[voice]

[digital_bingo]

Your cat can do that?!

[voice]

[greatbigrock]

Unless this is some kind of cruel dream, yeah. _{But if it is I hope I don't wake up.}

[Video]

[used-fireblast.livejournal.com]

It just MADE money? From nothing?

...that violates EVERY law of physics I've heard of, and at least one law of magic. Somewhere a science teacher is sobbing and can't say why.

[Video]

[greatbigrock]

_{[He doesn't know what 'physics' is but he does figure that it's just another way of saying that making money is insane, so he'll agree.]}

Yeah, from nothing. Buuuut I'm gonna complain about it. Cat-money is much better than mice.

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

What pokemon is this~? I could probably use some extra cash myself!

[video]?

[greatbigrock]

Uh, I think they're called Meowths.

_{[What's this, women talking to him?]}

But hah, they're real good for cash after a while.

[ video ]

[uuing]

Uu-, cats can make money..?

[ A little frown. Little girl is confused! ]

Isn't it one of those chocolate coins?

[ video ]

[greatbigrock]

They shouldn't be able to, but apparently this kind can.

_{[A little dismissive tone here as he waves a hand equally dismissively. Sorry, he's a mean old man.]} No, they're not chocolate.

[video]

[thunderstomach.livejournal.com]

That's a really useful trick... [Not really sure what else to say but she is certainly fascinated by the idea that a cat could do that.]

[video]

[greatbigrock]

Very. No more money problems. _{[This is a pleased conman.]}

[action]

[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

[A short haired China (http://media.photobucket.com/image/hetalia%20short%20hair/CLOUD_HATING_SQURL/Hetalia%20-%20Axis%20Powers/Aisan%20Country/China%20-%20Wang%20Yao/kamikitayo.jpg?o=4) will just be popping out of nowhere now. Standing behind you.]

Looks like he used Pay Day, aru.

[action]

[greatbigrock]

AUGH--

_{[See, popping up behind people isn't nice. This is Tulio flailing wildly before just sort of freezing with his arms all defensive shield-mode ... looking at you, Yao. Looking at you and trying to breathe and sloooowly calming down .. and then trying to smoothen himself out. That didn't happen, see. And clears throat lightly.]}

[video]

[sfaccendato.livejournal.com]

They're very much real, yes. My Persian knows the same move. It's quite useful.

[video]

[greatbigrock]

Quite? It's great. If I'd known they could do this kind of thing I would've gotten one of these cats sooner.

{Video}

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

...your cat makes money.

Well. That's handy, I suppose.

{Video}

[greatbigrock]

It's the definition of Handy, missy. ...not to mention the one thing he does that isn't incredibly annoying.